i wAS WEARING MY DIRK COSPLAY AND MY AUNT CAME OVER AN HOUR EARLIER SO SHE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS SO I JUST SAID THAT I WAS DATING MYSELF AND NOW SHE LEGIT THINKS IM DATING SOME GUY WITH TRIANGLE SHADES
UPDATE: SHE ASKED MY PARENTS ABOUT IT AND I THINK MY MOM FORGOT ABOUT THAT COSPLAY SO SHE GOT ALL CONFUSED AND STARTED QUESTIONING ME AND MY DAD WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
which of you lil shits brought this back
rule63!iwatobi swim club members (◕‿◕✿)
also i think i should draw girls more often like i used to do o<-<
the best possible compliment u can give a girl is to call her a goddess like heck yeah man i will get jealous and kill mortals who are cuter than me and inadvertently cause like 3 world wars when i get bored and i will wear billowing robes of woven nebulae with eyeliner as sharp and obsidian as Krono’s sickle and burn alive the unworthy flesh of any man who dares to gaze upon my true form
Hey Funky Bunny - Martin Sweers - Cosmo Girl
Taylor Momsen escaping paparazzi! THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT!
SHE JUST FUCKING PARKOURED AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI
that was beautiful
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
|—||Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via aftershaveocean)|
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye